Earlier this week I went to an advanced screening of the the movie Red.

You must have seen the trailer – they are running the crap out of it.

Helen Mirren, Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich, and Mary-Louise Parker.

It looks like one of those movies were a bunch of big names make cameo appearances and the movie stinks. 

The reviewer from the Orlando paper was in the row behind me and if you only read his review you might skip the movie. He gave it 2.5 stars.

Don't skip it – Go see it!

Red is a funny, action packed, twisted plot, ride.

All of the actors pretty much play themselves, which is what makes it a good movie.

I give it 3 peckers.

I also saw a screening for Conviction with  Hilary Swank and Minnie Driver (Minnie gives me a woody).

Conviction is based on a real story about a high school drop out (Hilary) who gets her GED, college degree, and then goes to law school to help free her brother from a murder conviction.

It's a 3 pecker.