A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show  up.  One is a Big Heretic  and the other is Julia.

The circus owner tells  them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He  ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history.  Here's your equipment — chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out  first?"

Juila says, "I'll go first."  She walks past  the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.  The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About  halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked  body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up  to Julia and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick  and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head  at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor. He says,  "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to BH and asks, "Can you top that?"

BH replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of there."

And she said she didn't like to have her toes licked….